Looks Like Zaza Pachulia is the Latest Warriors Player to Hate
The Golden State Warriors organization is already loaded with characters to hate — serial nut-kicker Draymond Green, backstabber Kevin Durant, Twitter ranter Ayesha Curry, and the inventor of modern...
View ArticleSad: NC State Selling Special Shirts to Celebrate Victory Over Duke
NC State made some history on Monday night, as they ended a depressing 22-year winless drought at Cameron Indoor Stadium with an 84-82 win over Duke. Most people probably digested it as a nice win...
View ArticlePittsburgh Should Be Banned From Shooting Three Pointers
The Pittsburgh Panthers aren’t the worse college basketball team in the country (that honor probably goes to my UCSB Gauchos), but they sure looked the part tonight against Louisville, losing by the...
View ArticleUnknown Celtics Player Punched Hole in Wall After Wizards Loss
The Wizards walked the walk on Tuesday night, as they backed up their plans for a Celtics funeral with a 15-point win over their regular season rivals. Surprisingly, there was no on-court beefing this...
View ArticleOh Damn, Old-Man Vince Carter Hits a 360 Reverse Layup
Vince Carter may no longer be a human pogo stick, but the soon-to-be 40-year-old (tomorrow!) definitely has some spring left in those legs. Terrence Ross discovered that firsthand tonight, as...
View ArticleMan-Child Dwight Howard Can’t Stop Talking About ‘The D’
What spurred the Atlanta Hawks’ huge comeback win over the Chicago Bulls on Wednesday night? If you ask Dwight Howard, it was all about his teammates hitting big shots… and “The D.” Of course, this is...
View ArticlePissed Coach K Bans Players From Locker Room and Won’t Allow Them to Wear...
The 2016-17 season has not been a pleasant one for Duke coach Mike Krzyzewski, to say the least. Coach K, of course, was forced to suspend golden child, Grayson Allen, indefinitely (one game) back in...
View ArticleCavs Sideline Reporter Accidentally Saw Some “Masturbation” In The Team Huddle
I always love when these reporters have a little slip of the tongue and drop some NSFW commentary into their reports. They’re always so buttoned up and professional 99.999% of the time, so when they...
View ArticleJoel Embiid Asked To See An IG Model’s Feet On Her Livestream
Chandler Parsons and Joel Embiid have far and away been the MVPs of the NBA social media game this year. Both have no regard for human life when it comes to shooting their shot with IG models and...
View ArticleKristaps Porzingis Baptizes Dwight Howard
As most of you guys know, Dwight Howard, noted man-child, is all about the D. But unfortunately for Dwight, there wasn’t enough D this afternoon to stop Kristaps Porzingis from posterizing him despite...
View ArticleHawks Fans Drop “Let’s Go Clippers” Chants on Carmelo Anthony
Today’s Knicks-Hawks game was all sorts of lit — they played four (!) overtimes, Paul Millsap logged 60 minutes (and didn’t get a triple double), Kristaps Porzingis dunked all over Dwight Howard, and...
View ArticleRussell Westbrook Tried to Pull a Grayson Allen
Russell Westbrook is the NBA’s triple-double savant, so he pretty much gets a free pass from anything. Four games of 10 turnovers? No biggie! Reckless hero shots? Obviously he doesn’t have anyone else...
View ArticleMatt Barnes Lights Up Derek Fisher on IG
Just when we thought the Matt Barnes-Derek Fisher feud was fading into the black a bit, drama between the two reignited tonight after Bleacher Report dropped an interview with the former Knicks head...
View ArticleMarquese Chriss’s Mystery Girl Is Janae Mullan
VIEW GALLERY It seems that our hunt for the chick who was next to Marquese Chriss at a basketball game this weekend is over. Our tipster Luke says that’s Janae Mullan, a University of Arizona sorority...
View ArticleDid Grayson Allen Trip Somebody Again?
I think I’m starting to come around on Grayson Allen. I’ve always hated him, just like most people hate the white Duke superstar, but I think I’m fully on board the Grayson train now. Dude just loves...
View ArticleCharles Barkley Fires Back at Dwyane Wade, LeBron
It’s Super Bowl week and the biggest (sports) story we have going on is Charles Barkley vs. two members of the Banana Boat crew. 23 NSFW Black Dudes Analyze The Bron Bron vs. Chuck FeudIT'S ON!CLICK...
View ArticleThad Matta Loses His Gum, Recovers Like a Pro
Back in 2007, Ohio State head coach Thad Matta disgusted the country after opting to chew a piece of a gum that fell out of his mouth and onto the hardwood. Still gross to this day, but Matta had some...
View ArticleLooks Like Nick Young Really is Cool With D’Angelo Russell, Showers Him With...
Coming into the season I thought the Lakers were asking for trouble by keeping Nick Young and D’Angelo Russell on the same roster. Russell, of course, started crazy drama last year after his secret...
View ArticleTimberwolves and Cavaliers Put Fan to Sleep
Buying good seats for a Timberwolves-Cavaliers game sounds like a great idea… in theory. The T-Wolves should be exciting run-and-gun team, but instead they do the exact opposite and play an...
View ArticleUpset Of The Century: JR Smith Says He Never Drank Hennessy
This has to be just a flat out lie, right? One of my favorite running jokes on Twitter, that I presumed was 100% true, was that JR Smith LOVED Hennessy. After the Cavs won the title, there were JR...
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