The Factory of Sadness keeps rolling along in Cleveland where Cavs fans got out of bed early this morning to snag first round playoff tickets at 9:00. There was a whole process that fans had to go through to get in a virtual line for the tickets. Of course things went as smooth as you’d expect from a Cleveland operation. Yep, no issues to report from Cleveland.
So, the @cavs single game playoff ticket lottery thing was a real letdown. 9:00:45, and no tickets available.
— Monte the Color Man (@Monte_Colorman) April 13, 2015
Wait, what? That has to be a joke. He’s just kidding. There’s no way the entire first round was sold out that quick. That would be some sort of record.
#Cavs early access playoff ticket window opened at 9am. Instantly there were 0 tickets available. What’s not to like?
— Todd Lillo (@scarletfever99) April 13, 2015
Todd’s just bitter and made up that tweet. Someone had to get tickets at 9 a.m. He was just unlucky.
Refreshing to get #cavs playoff tickets at 9:00 and they sell out at 9:01. 😵🔫
— Fabnsab (@fabnsab) April 13, 2015
Now I’m starting to worry for the common man who took a half-day at work so he could get tickets. Something seems weird here.
Log in at 9 to buy @cavs playoff tickets and they are all gone. Cool story.
— Steve B (@BeerMeNow) April 13, 2015
And you wonder why these people are angry at life, their sports franchises, at blogs like Busted, etc.
I JUST TRIED TO GET CAVS PLAYOFF TICKETS AND THEY ARE ALREADY SOLD OUT. ITS ON BEEN AN HOUR AND THEYRE SOLD OUT WTF
— stevan (@Mango_Munchies) April 13, 2015
They were sold out in 45 seconds, bro.
My brother is at the Tigers-Indians game and sent me this, a woman camping out for Cavs playoffs tickets: pic.twitter.com/KDWAiNeVeJ
— Jeff Zillgitt (@JeffZillgitt) April 12, 2015
Someone please confirm that she got at least two tickets for giving up a night in bed to sleep outside the arena. God, if you do exist, I hope that you allowed her to be one of the lucky 50 or so that got seats. I pray.
The good news for those of you who didn’t get tickets is that StubHub already has a supply. Mind paying $200+ to see Game 1?
