Unwritten pickup basketball rules state that you only call fouls if you get bodied on the court. Anything less than blood and everyone will think you’re a p***y, basically. But the baller in black above (standing to the right of double-arm sleeves loser) doesn’t play by those rules, because he called the cops after an “aggressive screen” put him down.
The full story from Twitter user @_togs:
We thought he was joking til we saw buddy at the front desk on the phone really calling the police
— TrapMoneyBenny (@_togs) July 17, 2018
An important note here: double arm sleeves loser is the guy who committed the foul:
Because the Internet is still wonderful sometimes, there’s video of the incident that includes a quick interview with police who responded to the call:
Ayy better version!!
A MOMENT IN PICK UP
HISTORY !!!
#ballislife #overtime #basketball #stopsnitching pic.twitter.com/rJvja2pMrk
— KING MUMU (@liberiansoul) July 17, 2018
HISTORY !!! 
There it is. Never call the police because of pickup basketball, or you will get relentlessly shamed.
