Trajan Langdon has a new job as the Nets assistant GM so he no longer has a need for his 5,448 sq. ft. colonial in Arlington, Virginia. It can be yours for an easy $2,000,000. This place is one of those massive mansions you see in some cities where they’ll turn these places into eight apartments. Trajan’s place is so big that you could play a half-court game in the master closet.
This is where I remind you that Langdon only made $4,499,280 playing in the NBA, but he spent eight seasons overseas where he made a decent salary. The guy did alright for himself.
For Elite Entertainers! Richly appointed. Luxury X 1000 in this Dramatically-Designed, Uniquely-Remodeled, & Truly Stunning Home less than 3 Blocks to Clarendon Metro situated Gracefully across from Lyon Park*All Floors are either Wide-Plank HDWDs, Beautiful Bluestone, or Marble Tile* Exotic-European Flair & Noble Ambiance! 10′ ceilings on main lvl! Master Bdrm closets so big you may hear echoes!
Luxury times 1,000, his realtor says and doesn’t mention the man cave featuring a Trajan Langdon Sprite machine that I would totally negotiate into the sale price.
Other highlights of Trajan’s massive metro DC pad:
• 7 beds, 5 baths
• You can walk to the Pentagon or Arlington Cemetary
• 500 sq. ft. garage for the two incredibly expensive cars you’ll store in there
• Take a look at that shoe closet…some of you are about to cry
• 4.1 miles to the Camelot Showclub
• 3.6 miles to Whole Foods
Mortgage: You’re looking at $8,500 or so before Virginia taxes and someone to clean this place.
